It must be noted that I am the most unreliable of narrators.  It’s not really that I LIE.  It’s just that I don’t always tell the TRUTH, you see.

My mom, just yesterday, proudly reminded me that she tried to get me to eat asparagus by saying it was “people grass.”  I said I still didn’t understand how that was supposed to make me want to eat it.  She said, “Well, the dog would go out and eat grass, so I told you asparagus was grass for PEOPLE.”  I said, “Mom, the dog ate grass to make itself puke.”

Sorry for the weirdnesses about what the site looks like at the moment.  There was an upgrade, I guess, so now I have to figure out how to fix what the upgrade did.

Children respond best to FEAR.

Thank you to Emi, Sara Burrini, and Ron Chan for providing me with more stories that explain why they’re like that.