It must be noted that I am the most unreliable of narrators. It’s not really that I LIE. It’s just that I don’t always tell the TRUTH, you see.
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My mom, just yesterday, proudly reminded me that she tried to get me to eat asparagus by saying it was “people grass.” I said I still didn’t understand how that was supposed to make me want to eat it. She said, “Well, the dog would go out and eat grass, so I told you asparagus was grass for PEOPLE.” I said, “Mom, the dog ate grass to make itself puke.”
Sorry for the weirdnesses about what the site looks like at the moment. There was an upgrade, I guess, so now I have to figure out how to fix what the upgrade did.
