My mom, just yesterday, proudly reminded me that she tried to get me to eat asparagus by saying it was “people grass.”  I said I still didn’t understand how that was supposed to make me want to eat it.  She said, “Well, the dog would go out and eat grass, so I told you asparagus was grass for PEOPLE.”  I said, “Mom, the dog ate grass to make itself puke.”

Sorry for the weirdnesses about what the site looks like at the moment.  There was an upgrade, I guess, so now I have to figure out how to fix what the upgrade did.